Confusion

A husband is in his back yard trying to fly a kite, with no luck.

He throws his kite in the air, the wind caches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing down to earth. He tries this a few more times but can't seem to keep the kite in the air. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men always need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail!"
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite."