Success

At Age 4 .... Success is ... Not peeing in your pants
At Age 6 .... Success is ... Finding your way home (From school)
At Age 12 .... Success is ... Having friends
At Age 18 .... Success is ... Having a driver's license
At Age 20 .... Success is ... Having s*x
At Age 35 .... Success is ... Having money
At Age 45 .... Success is ... Having money
At Age 55 .... Success is ... Having money
At Age 60 .... Success is ... Having s*x
At Age 65 .... Success is ... Keeping a driver's license
At Age 70 .... Success is ... Having friends
At Age 75 .... Success is ... Finding your way home (From anywhere)
At Age 80 .... Success is ... Not peeing in your pants.