Saturday, February 3, 2007

Blonde Joke 1

A blonde walks into a salon one day and asks for a hair cut. She waits patiently for 30 minutes listening to her iPod. Her turn finally comes and the hair dresser asks her to remove her headphones.

The blonde responds 'I can't take these off'. Can you please cut my hair but leave my headphones on.' The hair dresser looked at the blonde confused, but decided to go ahead and cut her hair.

While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones off, knocking them to the ground. When she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over onto the floor.

The hair dresser wasn't sure what happened. She called for help, checked for a pulse and the blonde seemed to be alive but must have passed out. Curious, she picked up the head phones and listened.

This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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